What to do when

When you have a cold in the middle of a crazy, heated up summer

Nothing. What can you do? It's hot, but not hot enough to melt the mucus forming inside your brain and nose..u will still sneeze and feel like sniffing. While you're sweating outside!!

When your auto wala asks you about the number of kids you have?

Again nothing. Hope and pray that the auto ride gets over soon and you get away from this lunatic as fast as possible. But seriously, my auto wala was discussing the evils of population increase in India and how he'd never married for this reason..was i married? How many kids do i have?

When your sister is a control freak

You hope and wish to God that you stay invisible and don't come in her line of targets. She'll pick on you for not picking up your plate...AFTER AFTER u have just gotten up from the table and stretched yourself..(while u had full intentions of picking up your plate)..possible options - stay invisible, talk as less as possible and distract her by commenting on how fat she's become..this works always

When people get sadistic pleasure in irritating you

Avoid getting irritated..however cute and nice such ppl may be..and realise that you are not a pressure cooker purely in earth for other's sick pleasures

When you feel like writing deep, really morbid stuff on your blog

Get a grip on yourself and probably slap yourself internally for being such a fool. Shop and eat a lot since this always is a mood lifter. Dance and imagine boiling all your failed expectations, worries and sorrows in a hot pot and then dumping it into the sea

You hope and wish