His royal highness - HIMYESSShhh

A young boy and girl are discussing movies..suddenly the topic jumps to Bhojpuri and South Indian movies. They both proclaim to be connoisseurs of each genre. The guy confesses that he hasn't ever seen any Bhojpuri movies, but he does have an immense respect for the Bhojpuri lyricists and sriptwriters, who come up with such tough names like " saajan sher toh patni savaasher" and chinese nagiin".. and so on...the conversation flows like water, with each side learning and gaining more knowledge about the rich movies and highly intelligent plots and titles..here's a little snippet

Bhopuri Bandits (Girl): I'm surprised u still survived after TASHAN

South Indian League (Boy): I have survived hero no 1 in d theatre

Bhopuri Bandits (Girl): hehehe, but that too had a story

South Indian League (Boy): I can survive anything in dis world ...

Bhopuri Bandits (Girl): I saw a couple of sad tamil ones .where a guy races a truck with a horse and the horse manages to skid under a trailor - SIDEWAYS

South Indian League (Boy): yeah saw that on You Tube..i was lyk .. wtf .. i gotta have dis power

Bhopuri Bandits (Girl): I even watch bhojpuri ones

South Indian League (Boy):seriously? .. i wanna watch bhojpuri movies, havent seen any

Bhopuri Bandits (Girl): there r a couple o sidey theatres in mahim .. whr de show such movies ...

South Indian League (Boy): yeah? like even himmesh..makes a higher version of Bhojpuri and tamil movies.im sure he gets his inspiration from them … but himmyessss bhai is god .i bow 2 his cap , it is lyk d holy grail of filim industry

Bhopuri Bandits (Girl): yeh..if i was his fashion consultant i'd give him a paper bag to cover his face. its soo terrifingly handsome. like a greek god .with all that non existent..scientific hair

South Indian League (Boy): I heard gals jus love him, he’s a total chic magnet , I wish I was lyk him

Bhopuri Bandits (Girl): do u seriously wanna be like him, then ill tell u how

South Indian League (Boy): oh good

Bhopuri Bandits (Girl):These are the steps

• Get a CAP - that’s a MUST,
• Do not - I repeat DO NOT have ne natural hair, it has to be grown u see
• Then shave ure MANLY chest
• And wear deep necks
• Wear HEELED boots
• Then do not shave for days - to make it look like all your head ka hair has been endowed to your chin and chest' to get a SEXY stubble
• Wear BLACK (very imp)..long cape (coz u see India gets 360 days of endless snow)
• Wear BIG clasped belt..BLACK again..with tight jeans, with all gujju nails and sequins
• Then FINALLLY to complete the ensemble...attach a clip to your nose and SWAY the German audiences to your beats

Got that? Hello ..hello ..BUZZ..BUZZ (There’s no answer.seems like the SIL boy is trying to digest these facts..After all being His Highness is not an easy task)

South Indian League (Boy): (unsuccessfully trying to disguise wat sounds suspiciously like laughter ) oh yea .. i almost froze 2 death in mumbai .. shud definately have one of those capes..but of I take care of all this.. I’m sure I’ll be a chic magnet in no time!

Bhopuri Bandits (Girl): but u do realise that u need to have the PERSONA that himmesh has, where wil u get THAT

South Indian League (Boy): ahhh .... fail L, da's wat i dont have , he is d Gggodddd ! His Royyyal Highness Himyesssh…zzz

Bhopuri Bandits (Girl): sheesh, yanna rascalla, u will never get a mallika sherwat or a hansikaa, or a KARZZZZZ(sleep)................................

and so it ends...kids nowdays..where have all the good times gone..things were definitely much better in our good old days of dancing around trees and flowers and parks..THAT was real Cinema!!

MIND IT!!