PRINCIPAL??!! Teri m@###!@! Kaa!

Sometimes I wonder why is it that colleges need principals?Especially dim witted female ones who look like a penguin in its last stages of lunacy. Not that I have anything against female principals. I'm a staunch feminist myself, I just feel that people with egos so bloated that they can cause breathlessness and can cause trees to die should not be let loose, they should be kept chained at all costs!! Such people should not be given a position of power, especially when they have:

• ego + stupidity + pride at your stupidity + a high opinion of their non existent intelligence = BAADDD COMBINATION

And with this kind of a combination, if you are presiding over a bunch of kids(ADOLESCENT ADULTS) who are went through a time warp and grew up verrry fasst!!As a rule they are harmless coz they are in their own world half the time, but wen aroused they are like a pack of mad, curly, wild haired, dirty t-shirted, pierced earrs & body tattoed hyaenas who will fall on such principals and eat them alive, but luckily even the most voracious of hyenas will avoid eating bad stale meat which probably tastes like rubber, so such principals are lucky and escape scot free. Bloody Buggers.

I mean c'mon yaar, you tell a bunch of 18 yr olds during an exam that you're gonna bodily check them to see whether they have their cell phones or not!!!! I mean dude they dont EVEN SAY that during boards!!

To sum it all up, my principal is a mad delinquent who hates BMM & BMMITES , but what she doesnt realise is that what she thinks of as respect and dutiful attention is actually bored tolerance on our parts that will one day slip in to something bordering on the indifferent.

Today, I felt an acute shortage of erasers with explosives in them and double tipped pens with poisoned tips on the other side along with scales that turn into deadly boomerangs. Maybe one day these deprived and mentally abused and tortured tribe of BMMites will wake themselves enough to actually make such things to ward off intellectually and "ALL"-lectually challenged authorities. God knows they are creative enough!