AHA..Nailed it

I'm bored with actual writing, hence it will quotes today

-All babies are aspiring nudists (My nephew being the champion)

- Motherhood is part slavery, part bravery

- I can rhyme, but only once in a blue moon. The rest of the time, I'm rapping

- "I love you " is the most delusional, conspiracy theory ever

- The day you wear your best shoes will be the day it rains

- I am not so fat is a phrase used to put you into a trance, till one day you wake up and realise that judgement day has arrived. Sneaked up on you infact. You are FAT.

- Girls are mean bitches, boys are even worse

- Sometimes friends get stuck in a time warp, or it's you who's moved too fast. The ones you feel worth waiting for, or who wait for you....last a lifetime. The rest are just phases

- When you look nack and say, "What a fool I was"..It's always true and the realisation is mortifying and funny at the same time

- Never ever mess with people in central and harbour line trains

- Never stop at one pair of shoes, what if they run out?

- It's all always about choice. You choose, you decide, you fall, you win. It's you



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