TRUTHS BY ME

Considering that an influx of events and close contacts with humans has made me aware...I thought it better to write them down


Shyness isn't hereditary...It just means that your socializing skills are rusty

Directions are meant to be followed wrongly

The days that you come early, chances are your boss is either out of town or he comes in late

The days that you come in late...Your boss appears with the milkman...LAW OF UNIVERSE AND GENERAL UNFAIRNESS

There will ALWAYS be one specimen in the local train who has never travelled before...and will proceed to be a royal pain for everyone around (And she will be fat)

Life before mobiles phones was infinitely simpler and hassle free

The amount of money you earn is inversely proportional to your taste

While you may delude yourself by saying " I am not that fat"...You are well on your way to becoming fatter and fatter. Comparisons with EVEN FATTER people doesn't help

Mothers are the necessity of invention (Calvin and Hobbes)