My will

I was just wondering...that if i have to die right now then who will inherit my things (all my jaidaad)These thoughts came to me when i was reading Agatha Christie, and all that shady business about intestate wills got me thinking.

Anyways, If i die (And i know i want to die in an interesting and cool manner) then all my worldly possessions will be divided thus,

To my sisters - Hetal, Shivani & Mayuri - All my books and clothes (which can fit them)to be divided amongst them equally

To my friend Harsha - All my BLACK clothes shall be given to you

To my friends Nida & Mrinal - All my train jewellery to be divided equally - The clips and hairbands go to Mrinal and the earrings and rings go to Nida

To Kapil - Lifetime recharge of my mom's theplas and dhoklas

To my Dad - My 4 GB and 2 GB pen drives (since he hounds me day in and out for them everyday)

To my mom - All the chocolates and ice creams in the fridge (since we have fights everyday about them)

- I Rucha Shukla write this will in full possession of my mind and body and have witnesses to vouch for it. And I would like pizzas to be distributed at my funeral along with orange tang

P.S - To the weak minded and prudish - This is purely a joke and I am NOT IN A SAD CYNICAL STATE AS TO THINK ABOUT MY DEATH...